Winner

so the winner of my "so i heard you like jokes" game is
her joke was:

"A plan was flying from tokyo to LA. Suddenly one of the engines goes down, and the plane crashes on a deserted island with only three survivors: an american, a japanese, and a freanch. The american(being an american) started giving orders. He tells the Japanese: "You, goes get some supplies!" and the Japanese runs away. The French: "You. goes build a cabin in the woods!" The French guy walks away "As for myself ....i'll start a fire." After a while, the american joins the french and after two weeks, they have a beautiful cabin in the woods. But the Japanese still hasn't come back. Wondering what could had happened to him, the French and the American decides to go out to look for him. After two days the japanese suddenly jumps out from a bush and yells: "SUPPLISE!!!"


there were tons of funny jokes but this one made me laugh the most XD

there should be some other honorable mentions because honestly your jokes were all awesome XD


<sub>Honorable Mentions:

by:

"Alvin is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above that says, "Alvin, sell your business!" He ignores it. The voice goes on for days saying "Alvin, Sell you're business for three million dollars!" After weeks of this, he relents and sells his store.
The voice says, "Alvin, go to Las Vegas"
Alvin asks why.
"Alvin, Just take the three million dollars and go to Las Vegas."
Alvin obeys, goes to Las Vegas, and visits a casino.
The voice says "Alvin go to the black jack table and put it all down on one hand!"
Alvin hesitates but gives in. He's dealt an eighteen. The dealer has a six showing.
"Alvin take a card!"
"What? The dealer has..."
"Take a card!"
Alvin tells the card to hit him and gets an ace.
Nineteen.
He breathes easy.
"Alvin take another card."
"What?"
"TAKE ANOTHER CARD!"
Alvin takes another card.
It's another ace. He has twenty.
"Alvin take another card!" The voice commands.
"I have twenty!" Alvin shouts.
"TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" booms the voice.
"Hit Me!" Alvin says.
He gets another ace. Twenty one!
And the booming voice says, "Un-fucking-believable!"


By:

"Teacher asked the class "if there was 4 birds and a hunter shot one bird, how many birds are left?"
Timmy answered "none, because after the hunter shot one bird the others will fly off because of the sound of the gunshot"
then the teacher said "the answer is three, but i like how you're thinking"
then Timmy added "now that i've answered your question, it's my turn to ask..."
as the teacher agreed to the term Timmy then proceeded and asked "There are three women sitting in a bench and each of them are eating a cone of ice cream, (the first one) wasn't eating the ice cream letting it melt and seemingly flustered while (the second one) was delicately licking the ice cream, and (the third) woman was gobbling down the ice cream, sucking and making loud moans"
"now the question is, Which one is married?" Timmy added
The teacher, slightly blushing hesitatingly answered, "ummmmm... the third one?"
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Timmy said "nope, it's the one with the wedding ring, but i like how you're thinking"


By:

"One day a man called home from work to tell his wife he was going to be back late. A woman he didn't recognize answered.
He asked, "who is this?"
"I'm the maid"
"We don't have a maid"
"I was hired this morning by the the woman of the house, and who is this?"
"I'm her husband, where's my wife right now?"
"In bed with a man. I assumed he was her husband when I got here"

Angrily the man told the maid, "alright I have a handgun in the closet, I want you to take it and go shoot the bastard in bed with her".

The maid put the phone on hold and came back after a while, "I did it, now where do I put the body?".
"Just throw it in the pool"
"You don't have a pool"

After a moment of silence, the man asked "I think I have the wrong number".


THANKS TO ALL YOUr AWESOME JOKES! i had a good laugh and i hope you all did to wahaha</sub>