'I am Asian' Rant
I am Asian
Nihao, Konichiwa, ay Kumusta~.
I am not a ninja nor do I live in a dojo.
I don't eat dog, cat, or pig vagina.
I do not idolize Yao Ming or Manny Pacquiao,
Although I'm sure they are very talented people.
My parents don't beat me if I get anything below a 90.
Nor would they deport me should I fail in Math, English, or Science.
I am not an otaku,
And I don't eat rice every day.
I don't write in hiragana, hanyu, or hangeul.
My English does not require subtitles for everyone to understand;
Though thinking on it now, my English is a lot better than most people I know.
I can see over the steering wheel
And I'm not well-versed in any instrument.
I pronounce it "fork", not "pork"
"Tsinelas" are slippers; I don't walk around my house with them.
I don't eat everything with chopsticks, my eyes are not that chinky;
I sleep on a bed, not a bamboo mat.
Asia is the largest continent mass,
the residence of 60% of the world's population,
and my birth continent.